Twitter Feed

Instagram Feed

Instagram

Latest Articles

First Wine Tattoo

First Wine Tattoo

Dear Good Somm Bad Somm,

I am thinking of getting a wine tattoo, any suggestions?

Sincerely,

First Wine Tattoo

Good Somm

Dear First Wine Tattoo,

Before I give any suggestions, ask yourself if this is a good idea?  Are you in an altered state at the moment?  What's the real reason for you getting a tattoo?  Is there another way you can make your mark?  Perhaps you should sleep on it before you commit to doing this.  Whatever you choose, you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life.

Best,

Good Somm

Bad Somm

Dear First Wine Tattoo,

Why is everyone always trying to make being a Somm less nerdy? We're not bikers or sailors or rappers or porn stars.  We're nerds.  We're geeks.  No corkscrew tattoo on your arm or grape vine ink around your neck will ever change that.  Save that money and buy some new flashcards, bowties, and pocket squares.

Yours,

Bad Somm

Trapped in Cocktail Land

Trapped in Cocktail Land

Mortified Somm

Mortified Somm